I sat under the dryer, lookin’ all fancy-dancy glamorous in my cape with a plastic hair cover on my head — and in a very Steel Magnolias-esque moment, a woman walked over to the stack of magazines next to me. She pointed her finger down sharply on a cover.
“She looks bad“, she exclaimed with a passion that shocked me a little, even over the loud hum of the dryer.
She walked away as promptly as she came, and I twisted my head to see what/who she was dissing.
I saw a very pregnant and bikini-clad Kim Kardashian on the cover of US Weekly, and thought, in response, Um. No.she.does.not. Continue reading