Beyonce demonstrates how I often feel about things

beyonce“There is nowhere near enough sugar in this coffee.”

“Football’s so boring.”

“Taylor Swift ain’t country. And…she’s annoying.”

I said paper in plastic.

“Who waits 45 minutes for a table at the Cheesecake Factory?!!”

Well, I unfollowed you, too.”

“My weekend was FINE.”

“Stop with the littering. Seriously.”

“This aisle is too narrow for your unnecessarily gigantic stroller.”

“Ugh. I have to get gas.”

“Loud gum chewing should be illegal.”