My mom and I went to a couple bridal shops, to peruse wedding gown styles. In one particular shop, I was handed a gift bag with a pretty bow and “Congratulations!” tag. I said my thanks and we went about our business…which I’ll fill you in on later.
SMILEY FACE SMILEY FACE SMILEY FACE.
When I got home, I opened the gift bag and saw coupons for a bunch of places, a travel sized deodorant, a package of tissues, and two Slimful bars that promise to “satisfy hunger for hours”…so you don’t eat anything else. Like, you know. REAL FOOD.
So, are they saying I’m not supposed to eat real food on the day of my wedding?
I would die. Or, more realistically…faint. Continue reading