What the (expletive)?

The title of this post says it all. So, let’s jump right in.

Why are all the Toddlers and Tiaras moms incredibly unkempt? You’d think they’d be a little bit more obsessed with — or at least concerned with — their own looks. Most of them look as though they just rolled ousirit of  bed and perhaps haven’t showered in a day or two.

Siri. She has always annoyed me, and I know it might sound crazy, but I don’t think she likes me. I can hear it in her tone. And lately — she’s been getting me lost. I asked her to find me a PetSmart and she brought me to the middle of a residential development. I asked her to find me a Marshalls and she told me that I arrived at my destination while I was still in the middle of the highway. I think she’s doing it on purpose and I hate her.

Things — in general — are slower here in IL than in NY. Speed limits, restaurant service and even just how people talk. Slower.

The comments on WTEN’s Facebook post about Gov. Cuomo launching the “I love NY LGBT” tourism website. I currently live in a state without marriage equality, and to me, this NY site says, “look how cool, accepting and just generally great human beings we are. Come on over and relax, have fun, whatever. Cheers!” And, while I understand people have, and are entitled to, their own opinions, I couldn’t help but find many levels of ignorance (horrific spelling/grammar included) in some of those comments:
Trish S: “Thats stupid. I dont appose gay marriage(i could care less), how ever the entire state is not gay and shouldnt be represented that way!”
Jean T.:”how about the straight people????????succulent bouquet

Ugh.

I am crazy obsessed with succulents. I have even been using the word ‘succulent’ to describe things. Succulents are colorful, hearty, earthy and different. I’m going to purchase some tonight and I don’t think I’ve been this excited about a purchase that wasn’t clothing/shoes in a very long time. Also, how pretty are they in the bouquet?

I know, right?! Gorge.

IKEA. Everything about IKEA — the massive store, the cheap crap they sell and the fact that I couldn’t find an employee to answer a question I had but then I found like, 5 IKEA employees in the ladies’ room, just hanging out. I actually can’t blame them too  much, because that store is L-O-U-D.

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2 thoughts on “What the (expletive)?

  1. Perhaps you could choose succulents as your wedding flower or your bridal bouquet! They are very pretty, I agree.

    Siri also hates my cousin. She greets my cousin with a bad word every time she opens the application- I can’t write it here. Siri usually says, “Hey insert bad word here”.

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