I’ve been watching this season of the Bachelor pretty regularly. And, I often ask myself why I do this to myself.
Some of the girls were interesting/entertaining to watch — even moreso as the amount of wine they threw back increased. BUT — as I found myself being entertained by the drama the women created…I realized something. The guy who they’re all competing against each other for…ya know, the bachelor…well, he is so, so boring.
First of all…he sells
insurance furniture. Zzzzzzzzz.
Secondly, he really doesn’t have a personality. Any time he shares something about his life, his interests and himself…oh, wait. He doesn’t actually do that. What we’ve learned about Sean is that he smiles somewhat like The Joker — a lot — and he also takes his shirt off — a lot — and…that’s it. That is literally it.
As a result, each time one of the remaining women is like, “I’m falling in love with this man” — I literally scream, “HOW?!?!”
I don’t remember a Bachelor being this devoid of a life. We usually get a sense of what they want, who they’re looking for, what they like to do in their spare time and — oh! I just thought of something. Sean is a “born again virgin.” Yep. a born again virgin. Sean isn’t a real virgin, but he no longer believes in sex before marriage. However, he will swap spit with multiple women in one night.
But really, the whole BAV thing might be the most exciting thing about him.
Which, is totally ironic, since it’s not “exciting” for anyone at all.